How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What do you call a cancer doctor who works 24/7?

An on-call-ogist

Why are asprins white?

Because they work.

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What did the tiger say to the detective?

I'm not lion. Ill be here all week...

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

Summer Jokes More Summer Jokes

How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What do you call an orange cat in summer?

Shedder Cheese!

Cold Case Jokes More Cold Case Jokes

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.