How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What is the similarity between a black man and a bike?

They both only work with a chain on.

Who says building a border wall wont work?

The Chinese built one over 2,000 years ago and they still dont have any Mexicans.

Detective Jokes More Detective Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

What is a Detective's favourite pastry?

The Tooth Hurts Donut!

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

A: Stegosaur-rust!

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Where do kids with ADHD go for the summer?

Concentration camp.

What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long?

Nuttin'

Cold Case Jokes More Cold Case Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.