How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

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What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work?

Spell check!

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What do you get when you cross a stock broker, a detective, and an alligator?

An investigator.

Why did the detective wear a patch on his left eye?

It's his private eye.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.

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How does ISIS cool down in the summer time?

In a blow up pool

What did the bear do to be labeled a hipster?

He hibernated in the summer.

Cold Case Jokes More Cold Case Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.