Where did the newlywed horses stay?

In the bridle suite!

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How do you stay hidden in the Desert?

Camal-Flage

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"