What did one horny whale say to the other?

Wanna humpback at my place

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What kind of court order would be placed on a pig in order to prevent it from taking a specific course of action?

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Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What is a crack head's favourite song?

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What did the Italian chef say when his boss tried to pick a fight?

You wanna pizza me !