What do you call a reuben sandwich with a horn?

A rye-nocerous

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Who's there ! Cymbals ! Cymbals who?

Cymbals have horns and others don't !

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.

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Why were the sandwich fillers eyes too close together?

Because he was in-bread.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.