If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Harlem Shake.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
The green cabs haven't ripened yet.
Tire-less
Me: I don't know, I think they sell them at Burger King
You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.
You turn off the lights.
When your candy jar is filled with Tums..... My wife just came up with that one... Birthday is next week.. Ugh
Ask them what OP stands for.
About three centimeters.
A LOCOmotive.
A Volkswagen automobile.
Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.
Being stuck in an elevator with the Doublemint twins.
I can sleep with a light on.
A: Their match wouldn't light.
Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.
He's the one staring at YOUR feet when he talks
Put them in the back of a truck and run a red light.
We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right
