If you are stuck at a red light, its the time that it takes for the occupant of the car behind you to honk his horn when the light turns green.
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Harlem Shake.
Zero. Feet are feet shaped.
The green cabs haven't ripened yet.
Tire-less
I Apollogize".
My life revolves around you!
Pota-TOES!
To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."
They always turn out to be sub par.
They'll turn it into a bombardeer
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.
A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts
A: It's not my fault.
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
None cuz it's already lit af
In square feet.