Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why are cows so famous?

Because they're out-standing in their field.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize