Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the only thing politicians stand for?

Reelection.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

What's the difference between the 9/11 attack and a dairy cow?

You stop milking the cow after ten years.

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Which award did the knoc knock joke get?

The nobel prize.

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel prize?

Because he was out-standing in his field.