Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

What's your least favorite race?

I personally can't stand 5K's

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What did the cow say to the other cow?

HOLY SH*T A TALKING COW!

Nobel Prize Jokes More Nobel Prize Jokes

Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!