Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.

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What do you call a monkey in a mine field?

A babooooom!

What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

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What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

What makes you say that, Tim?

Well, you're standing naked in my closet..."

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What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud Credit to my 5 year old nephew

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A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Why did the farmer win the Nobel Prize?

There was a clerical error. The award was intended to go to Malala Yousafzai for her advocacy work for education for young girls.

Why did the cow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was out standing in his field.