What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana farm?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section