What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What do you call a cow with one leg?

Steak.

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What does a goat have when it gives birth?

A kid.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf