What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

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Whats the difference between a cow and 9/11?

Americans cant milk a cow for 14 years.

What do you call a cow masterbating?

Beef stroganoff

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Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

How does a mermaid give birth?

By sea-section!