Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

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What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a cross between a dog and a turtle?

A cross. The animals around it have no effect on its name duh.

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are there no elderly people in Africa?

They all die when they turn aidy.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

Achieve Jokes More Achieve Jokes

How do Communists achieve a revolution every single year?

They planet!

Why couldn't the effective vitamin supplement achieve true happiness?

He was too super fish oil.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What's gotten into you man?

Midget: Sorry, I feel a little Sikh.

Why does the lemon feel uncomfortable making friends outside of tumblr?

Because it has cis-trust issues

Pennsylvania Jokes More Pennsylvania Jokes

Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two kids?

Jose and Hose-B

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

Why did Suzie fall down the stairs?

I pushed her

Obgyn Jokes More Obgyn Jokes

Where do OB/GYNs go to school?

Gynecolleges.

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.

Win Jokes More Win Jokes

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Why was the boy unhappy to win the prize for the best costume at the Halloween party?

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.