What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What's it called when two strains of a disease are identical?

plague-arism

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

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What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.