What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

What do you call a deer that can't see?

No eye deer. Say it fast and with a southern accent for full effect.