What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What disease does a mad scientist have?

boffin spongiform encephalopathy

What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

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What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction