What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

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What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

A: Everything's $100.

When I get a prescription for drugs, I don't ask, Will it work?

Are there any side effects ' No, it's Can I drink with these '