How do you spell onomatopoeia?

Just spell it like the way it sounds!

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

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What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

How do you spell no?

Me: Sound it out. What makes the na na na na na na na na na sound 4: Batman (Spelling is hard)

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What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?

A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee