Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

Why has Mexico never won olympic gold?

All those who can run, jump and swim are in Texas.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

Why couldn't the pig pay his bill?

He was a little shoat.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.