Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

Glue doorknobs to the walls.

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

Good Olympic Team Jokes More Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

Why don't black people pay rent?

Because jail is free.

What do you call it when someone gets hit by a bus on his way to pay off his student loans?

Crippling debt! It's funny because he can't walk anymore!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.