Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

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What does a spider do when he gets angry ?

He goes up the wall !

What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall?

A broken nose.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal

How often to wizard journalists get paid?

They make a Daily Prophet.

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What did the Mexican princess ask her sister?

Tijuana build a snowman

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a