Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug
5.0

Coffee Mug

Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

You might also enjoy:

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican family get for Christmas?

Deported

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do we always ran out of toothpicks?

Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

One Jokes More One Jokes

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?

Ones a pant in the country the others a...

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a dead body and two planks?

A "Build your own Jesus" kit.

How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup?

Literally all gardening stops

What is the official novel of Mexico?

Tequila Mockingbird

Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Where do people from Laos like to swim?

In Laotian.

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

How many countries border Germany?

Nein!