Good Olympic Team Jokes

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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Why doesn't Mexico have a good Olympic team?

Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.

Why can't Mexico field a good Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.

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Mexican Olympic Team Jokes More Mexican Olympic Team Jokes

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Why does the Mexican Olympic team always do so badly?

Because anyone who can swim, run, or climb is already in America.

Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the cows keep returning to the field of marijuana?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News?

We're going to build a wall"

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

Why did the midget go swimming in the kitchen?

There were microwaves. Sorry I was drunk making popcorn.

What has two knees and swims in the ocean?

A Two-knee fish!.....

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What did the Zionist rabbi say when he heard about the plight of the Palestinian people?

Never mind their wailing. We'll just build more walls!

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

One Jokes More One Jokes

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

America Jokes More America Jokes

Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America?

Cuz freedom rings, baby!

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"