What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

Why are barns so noisy?

All the cows have horns

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Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

Why doesn't Mexico have any good athletes?

Because anybody who can run, jump, and swim is already in America