What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do you call a Cow on the moon?

A Moo - nwalker

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Did you hear about the cow who jumped over the barbed wire fence?

It was udder destruction.

What did the Japanese man say when he jumped out of Office Depot?

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