What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

What did the cow say to the masked robber?

A: Moo.

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How do you jump out of a fifteen-floors building without getting hurt?

You jump from the 1st one.

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.