What do you get when a cow jumps in cold water?

Utter udder shudder.

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What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do you call a cow during an earthquake?

A milkshake

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What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S