What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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What does a triangular acorn say when it grows up?

Geometry.

What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.