What did the little acorn say when it got planted and grew up?

Geometry.

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Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!"

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Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What's a mathematician's favorite plant?

Geometry

Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.