What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Previous Random Joke Next
Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when two oxen bump into each other?

You have an oxident.

What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

A: Because she grew another foot.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants?

What do you call a couch, chair, and a table made out of plants? Ferniture.