What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why are dead baby jokes so funny?

They never grow old.

What grows on Seasame Street?

I dunno, a Grover something.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

What's a doll in Hell called?

Barbiecue.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What do you call a plant that doesn't move?

A tree.

Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers?

ze Hoegaarden.