Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What are we waiting for?

the doctor asks. "Patients, Doctor," replied the nurse. "Patients."

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .