Why did the nurse keep the bedpan in the refrigerator?

Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.

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Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What should you call someone with a different color of skin than your own?

A hue man.

What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?

Answer: You Blink Your Eyes.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say?

Womb Service!

What is a nurse in the maternity ward's favorite kind of food?

Delivery.

Freezer Jokes More Freezer Jokes

How do you make a dog say meow?

How do you make a dog say meow? Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...