What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why can't you have two Apple watches?

Because then it would be a pair (pear)!

What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

Nurse Jokes More Nurse Jokes

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

Paradox Jokes More Paradox Jokes

What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*