What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

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Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What do you call 5 doctors and nurses on a ship?

A: A decade Ba dum tish.

What's the hardest part about working as a nurse or doctor at a women's hospital?

When you ask the patients "what's the problem " They'll say "nothing"

Paradox Jokes More Paradox Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*