Paradox Jokes

What's the paradox of 'lingerie'?

Done right, it doesn't linger.

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What do you get when you remove the center board from a wood bridge?

A paradox.

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you call two physicians?

A paradox

Why Did the Paradox Cross the road?

Because it didn't.

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

What do you call a couple punctual doctors with good handwriting?

A paradox.

What is a paradox?

A small medical clinic.