Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

What do you call a cat that has boils on its skin and can't feel it's toes?

A leperd

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What do you call a Mexican who can't find his vehicle?

Carlos.

What do you call a law enforcement agency that refuses to buy it's own vehicles?

The pro-lease department