Who's skin is that?

Please step out of the vehicle sir."

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

What do you call a movie about dancing robots?

Step up: transformers :v

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What's the hardest part of making a vegan pizza?

Skinning the vegan.

Why do LGBT men typically have their whisker-hairs depilated?

So their skin won't feel so abrucive

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What kind of vehicle swerved to miss a talking lizard in the road?

Dodged-a-Rango