Close the door! I'm dressing!
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Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
He wanted cold cuts.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
My Bologna had a first name.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator.
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a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
So they can sneak across pool tables. Have you ever seen an elephant sneaking across a pool table? Works, doesn't it?
Cher nob'll fall out.
Fred and George Weasley.
Fred.
Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content.
Booze Clues.
He pulled his hamstring!
They both pull strings for work. (Inspired by Bo Burnham, this popped into my head the other day)
A country.
Sue she
They use French resistors.
The type of gas used.
