Close the door! I'm dressing!
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Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
He wanted cold cuts.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
My Bologna had a first name.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator.
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a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa
They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.
Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"
Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove
Smack her.
Chickenstocks
Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one
Because money doesn't grow on trees.
Because it broke every branch of the law.
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
Because it can't be used until it's broken!
A: When the door is open.
I don't know, I couldn't hear him through the door.
Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"
Because the tomato sauce couldn't Ketchup.
Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave
Muzzle'm.
