Close the door! I'm dressing!
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Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.
Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.
Horseradish
He wanted cold cuts.
So the dishwasher can match the refrigerator and stove
My Bologna had a first name.
For people that don't want anything to drink
A refrigerator.
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a refrigerator wearing a denim jacket
A Refrigerator
If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
Because when she kept it in the freezer it took too much skin off.
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
He liked cold cash.
Answer: On a quantum level, there is no difference.
Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.
A refrigerator. Sorry.
A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Well then you better go catch it! Hahaaa
Russell !
That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
A: Cold cuts.
LMAO"
Close that damn door! Can't you see I'm dressing??"
Lettuce alone!*
AIDS.
Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.
So women know where to stand in the kitchen.
Seven. Six to carry the casket and one to drag the body
You look elephantastic !
A jumbo jet !
2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.
