What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

How many people does it take to start a riot?

3/5

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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Who's the nicest guy at the hospital?

The ultrasound guy

Why did Elton John have to go to hospital after the Queen concert?

They found traces of Mercury in him.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why is Mike Pence magic?

He can turn fruits to vegetables

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

Why did the dog sleep so poorly?

By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!