What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How do you know a black chick is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon all the cotton has been picked.

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In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

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They found traces of Mercury in him.

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What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator?

My Bologna had a first name.

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Mrs Hawking

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Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What's the difference between a musician and a dead body?

One composes, the other decomposes...

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What happens if you plug your electric blanket into the toaster?

You pop up all night.

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.