What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who's the most popular guy in the hospital?

The Ultra Sound guy. Who is it when he's not there? The Hip Replacement guy.

What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses ?

If one bit you you could ride it to hospital !

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

How's the business?

2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor I'll see myself out.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What turns a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS.

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

How do you plug a plow into a car stereo?

Through the ox input.