If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.
By looking over your shoulder.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
When the leash goes slack.
Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.
The hospital ran all out of patience
He didn't want to see the salad dressing.
2) Do you have a girlfriend 1) Why are you stealing from our refrigerator
Because it only ate vegetables.
A turn up
Decompose
You pop up all night.
A: It loses its cool.
