What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Why are black men afraid of chainsaw's?

When you start them, they made the sound "runnnniganiganiganiga" Sorry for the racism, but had to share this.

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why was the peanut rushed to the hospital?

He was a"salted"

How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What's white and can't climb trees?

A Refrigerator

Why does the bride always wear white?

Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.

Vegetable Jokes More Vegetable Jokes

Who's the biggest celebrity in the Vegetable world?

Ocra Winfrey

Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Decompose Jokes More Decompose Jokes

Why's the necrophiliac's blow up doll half inflated?

So he can pretend she's decomposing.

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Plug Jokes More Plug Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug: