What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How can you tell a vampire has a cold?

They start coffin.

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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Where does he go next?

The hospital. Why does he go to the hospital For Alcohol poisoning

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

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What do you call it when a vegetable suffers heart failure?

A hearti*choke*. ... :D

Which part of a vegetable isn't edible?

His wheelchair.

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What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What do songwriters do after they die?

They decompose

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What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.