A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.
Just water
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
A Refrigerator
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
A 7 year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
