Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

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Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What do you call a really really big ant?

A GIANT! Now what do you call a baby ant an Infant! What do you call an ant thats into business A Merchant! please post more ant jokes if you know of any.

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Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head?

Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

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What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother. Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What's te definition of a bachelor pad?

A. All the house plants are dead but there's something growing in the refrigerator.

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Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.