Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats so special about "demon cats"?

Aren't all cats pure evil

Whats all of this fuss about reposts?

I haven't seem any all year! (It's 12:00 NZST)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce?

She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

spits*

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.