Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

spit, sallow, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a mechanical and civil engineer?

The former builds weapons, the latter targets

What is the difference between a blonde and a blonde dude?

The blonde has a higher sperm count.

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Why is the lady on the Red Heads matchbox always smiling?

There are 48 heads in her box - of course shes happy!

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What is the official bird of love?

The Swallow.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and an alpaca?

One's a hairy beast that spits and the other's native to South America.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.