What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

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Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?

He was exceeding the feed limit!

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster ?

Terrier-fied !

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Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?

At the ugly parlour.

Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder