What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

What has 100 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

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What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?

You can't mash Frankenstein.

What does Frankenstein's monster call a screwdriver?

Daddy.

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What was Dr Frankenstein's second job?

He was a body-builder

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.