What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

What's the difference between spit and swallow?

A firm grip on the back of her head.

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How do you stop a monster from smelling?

Cut off his nose.

What should you do if a monster runs through your front door?

Run through the back door.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"

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What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!