Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why are they arresting that dog?

What did he do?!? (My 6yo upon seeing a police dog sitting in the back of a police car.)

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

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What fried food will shut your neighbor's dogs up?

Hushpuppies.

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.