Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

Why did the police arrest the sidewalk sidewalk?

It always had some sort of weed on it!

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Why does it take 10 women with premenstrual tension to change a light bulb?

IT JUST DOES, OK JERK !!!! NOW SHUT UP OR I WILL STAB YOU WITH THE SCISSORS!

Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate