Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why was the cookie monster arrested for computer hacking?

He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"

Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime?

They were in ca .

Shut Jokes More Shut Jokes

What if I sewed myself shut?

Doc: Suture self.

What's the difference between the IRS and a baby?

It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!