Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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What would you do if you had to arrest your mother?

New Recruit: Call for backup!

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

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Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

Why did the man shut his donut shop?

Why did the man close his donut shop ...because he was fed up with the hole business!

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

Why did the alarm go off at the mansion?

Because the owner entered the correct code.