Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why was the geophysicist arrested?

He was doing crystal math.

Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

When do you know a lawyer is telling the truth?

When his lips are shut.

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Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

What pets think about their owners?

A dog: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... He is God. A cat: He feeds me, takes care about me, gives me shelter... I am God.