Why did the dry cleaners get shut down?

The owner was arrested for money laundry-ing

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Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

What was the demon arrested for?

Possession.

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How do you shut an Italian up?

Tie his hands behind his back

How do you get Akbar to shut up?

Muzzle'm.

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What do you call the owner of Frigidaire?

A refrigerator magnate

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '