What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree?

It was dead.

What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Refrigerator Jokes More Refrigerator Jokes

What did the vinaigrette say to the refrigerator?

Close the door! I'm dressing!

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

What do a squirrel and a piano have in common ?

Both can climb trees, except the piano