How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why was the ocean always sad?

Because the beach never waved back.

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break?

TREE O'clock!

When does a tree want less?

When it's sycamore.

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.