How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

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Wave Jokes More Wave Jokes

Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

What did one sea say to the other sea?

Nothing, they just waved.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Why didn't the blond want to use her phone while using the bathroom?

She was afraid someone would steal her IP address.