Because there might be an Italian dressing.
Because to them it's boring.
Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.
When they came to Ellis Island, not one of them could speak a lick of English, but they all had "To NY" on their hats.
Cut off his hands
With a "Cry-key!"
Just one if its lochte'd
Because you don't put the "D" in the big ones.
Close the door! I'm dressing!
Nothing. Dressings don't have arms