Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

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What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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Rubberto

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With Don-keys.

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No, Woman, no pie."

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What always stays hot in the refrigerator?

Horseradish

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He liked cold cash.

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Why should you always knock before opening the refrigerator?

Because there might be an Italian dressing.

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms