How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Whats the difference between a man and a government bond?

The bond matures.

Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park

What do you call a baby born at 4 months gestation?

Doesn't matter, still born.

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What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

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What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it