How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you get with a woman majoring in woman's studies?

I don't know but she'll never make as much as a man AND SHE KNOWS IT!

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

How does a woman go about inventing a lightbulb?

She gives birth to a son.

What day do most mothers give birth?

Labor day.

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What sweetie?

Tell who what ! Me: Tell Taco Bell their cheese to lettuce ratio is way off..

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What do you call a knuckle sandwich in California?

A fist taco.