How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Why do most men hate Russian dolls?

Because they're so full of themselves.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

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Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

What dies a little, when explained about?

A joke.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Why won't Arnold Schwarzenegger upgrade to windows 10?

Because : he still loves vista,baby!

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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins?

She couldn't figure out who the other mother was.

What's the difference between 9/11 and your birth?

One was planned.

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What is that you're having for lunch?

Me: fruit salad H: That's funny, it looks like a sangria. Me: huh, weird *sips fruit salad*

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Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

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Why did the Mexican put hot sauce on his taco?

Por flavor

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it