How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

How do you separate the men from the boys in the Navy?

With a crowbar.

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Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call it when you drown a baby in soda?

Infantacide

What did the flower couple call their two babies?

Poli, Nate

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What do you call a sheep giving birth in a bedroom?

Bedlam

Why didn't the mother splinter call her son on his birth-day?

Because he's a little prick!

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What do you call a coupon at Taco Bell?

A Senor Discount

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

What does DJ Kahled say when he wants another taco?

Another, Juan

Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco?

He was dyslexic.