How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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What do you call a man with no religion?

Godfrey

What do electric trains and women's breasts have in common?

They were originally intended for children but it's the men who play with them the most.

Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why was the baby in Africa crying?

It was having a mid-life crisis.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Birth Jokes More Birth Jokes

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan?

Taco Bell.

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch