How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!"

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Why can't women explain feminism to men?

Because they need a man to do it for them

A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

What happens when Keemstar and Ricegum have a baby?

He's born with Diss-lexia

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What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

What is the height of honesty?

A: A pregnant lady takes one and a half ticket in the bus Q: What is the height of dishonesty A: She gives birth to twins

Lunch Jokes More Lunch Jokes

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

What do performing bears at the circus get for lunch?

30 minutes.

Taco Bell Jokes More Taco Bell Jokes

Why won't Caitlyn Jenner go to Taco Bell?

She doesn't want another Bell not accepting her for who she is.

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.

Taco Jokes More Taco Jokes

Why couldn't anyone help the tortilla?

He didn't want to taco 'bout it

What do you call a Mexican church?

A Taco bell.