What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer?

They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

Computer Jokes More Computer Jokes

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiller ?

A computer with a lot of bites !

What's the difference between a woman and a computer?

A computer will accept a 3 1/2 inch floppy.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

What does 1+1=?

Window.

What is the difference between Windows 95 and Windows 98?

A: 3 years

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Air Conditioner Jokes More Air Conditioner Jokes

What happens to an air conditioner when you pull its plug?

A: It loses its cool.

What do computers and air conditioners have in common?

Neither work when you open windows.