What happens to a politician when he takes a Viagra?

He gets taller.

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happens if you upset a cannibal?

You get into hot water.

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Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.

What's the difference between a cat and a politician?

A cat will lie your face. A politician will lie your face.