What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

Why did the hipster decide to drown himself in the tributary?

He didn't want to be mainstream.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What does a redneck do on Halloween?

Pumpkin

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

Who was the chicken's favorite musician?

Bach.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

What happened when the composer got angry?

He flew off the Handel