What did Schwarzenegger say when deciding which composer to be for Halloween?

I'll be Bach.

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Why the plus or minus on the pregnancy test, ept?

How about a simple yes or no and we'll decide if that's positive or negative.

Why did the Soviets decide to be Russian?

Cuz they got tired of Stalin.

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Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

How do zombies celebrate Halloween?

They paint the town dead!

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Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.

What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

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Why did the composer go to the chiropractor?

Because he had Bach problems

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.