What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What did the Syrians use to light their homes before candles?

A. Electricity.

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What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling?

Gee, I'm a tree.

Who discovered Victoria Falls?

Whoever tripped her.

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What's the longest word in the dictionary?

Smiles" because there is a mile between each S!

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.

What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.