What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

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What happened to the baseball played who was unfaithful to his wife?

He was thrown out at home. - His two balls got a strike.

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

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Inuit.

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0mg !!!!

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Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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It's an accident if a boat full of refugees starts to take in water. A catastrophe is if they know how to swim

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Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident