What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What happened to Casper the friendly ghost after his parents got divorced?

His mom got soul custody.

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Both crews were marooned.

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Sounds like he had already done the... time

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All the homes there are underwater

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Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.

What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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Why do Scots wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.

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What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

A: Be too drunk to find your keys.