What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What happened to the Russians and Austrians at Austerlitz?

They got Napoleon Blownapart! Happy 200th Anniversary of Waterloo everyone!

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What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.

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What would have happened if Alexander Fleming met Euler?

They would have discovered Penicil(e )

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Why can any hamburger run the mile in under four minutes?

Because it's a FAST food!

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What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident?

Hidden Run.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.