What did the blonde do when she discovered that most accidents happen within a mile from home?

She moved.

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies ?

0mg !!!!

What did they discover?

Twisted pair.

Mile Jokes More Mile Jokes

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.

Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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Why couldn't they find the cheesemaker after the accident?

He was trapped under da-Brie!

Who Got in an Accident?

There was a fork in the road.