The whole place turned into a Hardee's.
People laughed, because it was a good joke.
An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
No one bats an eye if you use chemicals to remove polish, but if you use chemicals to remove the Polish, most of the world will turn against you
What did the french chef say when the cheese factory exploded? Looks like we have debris all over the place
A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.
The government worker says: "That's mollasified."
Maple flakes From my well intentioned girlfriend
Unlike football, you'll never get to spike it in the Friendzone.
He fainted after the punch line.
