How is Disneyland like Viagra?

An hour wait for a 30 second ride.

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What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

What's your favourite animal joke?

I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

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Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!