Disneyland Jokes

Why do people at Disneyland hate coke heads?

They're always cutting lines

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How is Disneyland like Viagra?

An hour wait for a 30 second ride.

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What does a Disneyland ride and Viagra have in common?

You have to wait one hour for a 3 minute ride.

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