30 Second Jokes

How do you get over trophobia?

Look at the hole photo for 30 seconds straight

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How is Disneyland like Viagra?

An hour wait for a 30 second ride.

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

How do you make someone stare at a screen for 30 seconds?

Please wait...

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.