Why did the school boy need Viagra?

He was having trouble getting up in the morning.

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Ovary-sy

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

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What were you before you came to school boys and girls?

asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"