Why did the lizard take viagra?

He suffered from a reptile disfunction.

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What are the three rings of marriage?

The first one is the engagement ring...the second one is the wedding ring...and the third one is the suffering.

What is it that you are both most fearful of?

WIFE: I just...sobbing...don't want the kids to suffer ME: Eels

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a lizard can't get it up?

Ereptile disfunction

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What does a chameleon that can't change color suffer from?

Reptile disfunction

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded?

What is it called when a turtle is mentally retarded? Reptile disfunction. .