Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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What do you call a broken lizard?

Ereptile dysfunction

What do you call a limp snake?

An ereptile dysfunction.