Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house ?

The Lizard of Oz !

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Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

What do you call it when a chameleon can't change colors?

Ereptile dysfunction