Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.

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Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur can't get it up?

ereptile dysfunction

Why couldn't the lizard get it up?

He had ereptile dysfunction.