Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

Why did the lizards get a divorce?

A reptile dysfunction