Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Why isn't Spiderman in the Avengers?

Because a black widow has no husband.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do ya call it when a lizard goes completely limp?

A reptile-dysfunction.

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?

He had a reptile dysfunction (I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)