Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a supermodel?

Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction