Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend 45 minutes

Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What happened to the lizard in the wizard's garden pond?

He had him newt-ered.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.

What do you say to a man with a broken lizard?

Sorry about your reptile dysfunction.