Why was the lizard upset with her husband?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction. ... Okay bye now

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Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Lizard Jokes More Lizard Jokes

What did the doctor say to the lizard who was complaining about problems performing in the bedroom?

It sounds like you have a reptile dysfunction.

Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

Reptile Dysfunction Jokes More Reptile Dysfunction Jokes

Why was the snake soft?

He had reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.