His professor said he should study hard.
Two. One to hold the light bulb and one to drink until the room spins.
They shot the whole school.
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.
EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics.
Their motto is "be prepared"
A Chopin board
With spirit levels.
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
A: He gets Tenyear.