His professor said he should study hard.
Bro, do you even function?
One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!
A pHD
Triggernometry
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
ME: um medium well W: very good Me: oh god what have I just done
He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)
Essay
Mr. Peanut
You owe them an anthrapology