Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam?

His professor said he should study hard.

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Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

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What does the study of magnetism and self abuse have in common?

The Right Hand Rule.

Why did the gynecologist take a vacation out of the country?

To study abroad.

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What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why aren't you studying, Billy?

Billy's Mom asked him, "Well, why aren't you studying, Billy? You have an exam tomorrow!" Billy said, "Because I've already Reddit thrice."

Why cant college students take exams at the zoo?

Too many cheetahs

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What happens when you offend a professor of various human aspects?

You owe them an anthrapology

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher