His professor said he should study hard.
He was already suspended.
Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
To study abroad.
Which craft
A Chopin board
Basic training.
Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin
He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.
PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher
Cause they want the D.