Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam?

His professor said he should study hard.

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What causes a half-moon?

Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

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Why did the black kid fail algebra?

Because he didn't study.

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

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How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

What do zombies use to prepare their turkeys for cooking on the smoker?

Briiiiines...

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Why did the college student change his major from Biology to Physics after his first exam?

He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +