Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

How do you fail a urine test with a clean sample?

Poop in the specimen cup.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

Understand Jokes More Understand Jokes

How Am I Driving' sign* Panics Hello?

There's a problem. Your driver doesn't understand how he's driving

What kind of bee can never be understood?

A mumble-bee.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What is similar between students with mental health issues and nurses giving vaccinations?

They both tend to shoot up schools.

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why can't you give bad news to someone on the Moon?

It lacks gravity.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

What are you doing, idiot?

me, to other drivers on the road "What are you doing, idiot " me, to myself, in all other situations