Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?

Failing to get away.

What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times?

A yellow license plate.

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Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Student: I don't know, my tv doesn't pick it up

Why can't student loan get a girlfriend?

Because he is forever a loan.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

Situation Jokes More Situation Jokes

How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...