You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride
You keep it waiting for three hours!
A: Wait until it ripens.
Mayonnaise doesn't hit the back if my girlfriend's throat at 60 miles per hour.
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes haha.
Ten minutes.