What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon

How does a black women tell she is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

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What happens when two lesbians build a house?

It's all tongue and groove, and no stud inside.

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!