What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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How do lesbian carpenters work?

No studs. All tongue in groove.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.