What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove?

A tampon.

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What does a vampire call a used tampon?

A teabag.

Why are the sheep in Africa coloured pink?

The elephants are using them as tampons

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How many nails are there in a lesbian's coffin?

None. It is all tongue and groove

How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!