Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

Why did the Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

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What do you call a security guard who works at Samsung?

a Guardian of the Galaxy

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.