Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.

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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To show he wasn't a chicken.

Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

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What is a flea's favourite book ?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !

What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.