Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

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Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did the spider cross the road?

To get to his website!

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What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

Guardians of the Galaxy

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.