Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

What's the highest story of any building?

Floor 20

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Why did Princess Di cross the road?

Interia

Why did Serj Tankian cross the road?

because he wanted to...

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Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you :)

What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.