Why did the console peasants cross the road?

To render the building on the other side. Console Peasants :DD "Shame of galaxy"

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Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

How do you keep a blonde at home?

A. Build a circular driveway.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the suicidal man cross the road?

Because he wanted to play chicken.

Why did the kid cross the road?

to go to a better place.

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What do you call the security outside of a Samsung Store?

A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.