Market Jokes

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.

Why was the man hanging out in the market all day?

I don't know, but it was pretty bazaar

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

How many libertarians?

How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.

What do you call the corner of the market that specializes in philosophy?

A Nietzsche market!