Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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What did the Pelican say to the fish when he was running late for work?

I'll catch you later!

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Aspirin Jokes More Aspirin Jokes

Why are elephants large grey and wrinkly?

Because if they were small round and white they would be aspirins.

Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?