Why do aspirins work?

Because they're white.

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What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom?

Angus McCoatup

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

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Why are Aspirins and Paracetamol white?

Well, you want them to work, don't you?

Why don't they sell aspirin in the rainforest?

Because it would be economically unviable to market a pharmaceutical in such a vastly unpopulated area.