Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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A bad news bear

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How many polaks does it take to kidnap a child?

A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.

What do you call a duck being kidnapped?

An abduction. I'll quietly leave through this conveniently placed door.

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What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

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Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

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Why did the number of parking tickets spike after Persephone was carried off to the underworld?

Because Demeter stopped working.

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why did parking tickets increase after Persephone was kidnapped?

Demeter wasn't working.