Demeter wasn't working.
Katie Keurig. (I know the setup might need some work but I just like the punchline I made up.)
So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.
The pope died a virgin
A: 12. One to kidnap the child and the remaining 11 to write a ransom letter.
Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.
An increase in battery cases.
Because Demeter stopped working.
Demeter.
He got off on a technicality